motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
Pissed off, vengeful turtle is my favorite!
If you still talk about it - you still care about it.
- Anonymous (via sheenagibbons)
A hero’s journey
this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie